-This week we starting teaching lovely Joy Gee (english), the only way I can think to describe her is Yang from Psych!
-new FaceBook photo
-Had a member visit... at the rodeo YEEHAW and Wheatley did rodeo in high school so she was teaching me abt everything. It's ok tho the elders were there too- just in proselyting clothes and brought some book of mormons (Alexis: "could you scream Mormon just a little bit louder??")
-We went to ANOTHER antique store and I think i have a newfound fear of them
-Our English boy Joseph said he'd pull up to English ward with us, but he ended up being hungover so he didn't. We stayed anyways and WOW sacrament meeting of the century.
-1st homeless lady walks in and is cursing Britney for being a gosh dang mormon, she curses thru the whole meeting and gets escorted out 3 times.
-2nd homeless man stood up after Elder Reynolds got done with his talk and started pointing and yelling at him, hits a old man by him, then walks up by the pulpit and started to do what looked like the crip walk and yelled some more. Little did he know half the men in the english ward are law enforceres so they start popping up and going after him. After chasing him around the aisles a few times he spit on one of them and left. Shoutout joseph for drinking last night so he wasnt there!
-(update on crazy lady after the meeting- me and Wheat went to the bathroom were we heard her yelling abt how she didnt wanna be baptized, we left. Update on crazy man- he was seen by the primary in the front of the church with a few less clothes on) only in California.
-Every week we have FaceTime lessons w our recent convert Adrian, but for some reason in this one I had the giggles BAD and I couldn't stop wheezing, bye bye Spirit
-But it's ok bc we had a crazy spirit filled Lesson with Martin- we basically asked him the baptismal questions without saying what they were. He gave amazing answers! So when he's done we hype him up that he knows so much. But he's still like nah I don't know enough. So Wheat hit him with the- we are literally representative of the Savior Jesus Christ, inviting you to be baptized. (We're just filling in for Him while hes afk) He sat and stared for a sec and said he still needs to know more. Whadduheck u mean martin??
-He specifically wanted to know abt the Sabbath day more and we had a member, brother Murray, with us and he explained it so well: at the end of the week our gas tank is empty, but the Sabbath day we go to church and think abt God, and our tank gets filled up. And martin's eyes did the clicky thing!! Ma girl sister Allie Vaughn was right the eyes click when they finally get it!
Hugs and kisses,
Herman jerman
Prayer role: Our dope friend Uzziel to get work off on Sundays to come to church
Pics:
-the most joyful man! Aka the prophet
-me and romie finding dragon bones in the garden
-this dog is a clone of Zulu (the real ones know)
-Indie being a mom on mothers day and deleriving us pineapple drinks
Rodeo!
